Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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