Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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