i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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