so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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