Dual....:-)
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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