There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
do herpes really smell.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I lost the right to judge tonight
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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