It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
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