did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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