SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
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