one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
he puts the penis in happiness.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
