Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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