Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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