WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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