I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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