Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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