i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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