we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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