Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Reggie can tackle my bush.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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