when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
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