areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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