I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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