Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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