id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I supernannyed him into submission
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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