The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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