do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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