Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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