Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I've blown a few things in my day
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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