Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I am midnight drunk by noon
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I will pee on everything he values.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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