I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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