Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I am available for nakedness
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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