I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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