5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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