In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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