i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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