I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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