Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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