i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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