Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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