Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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