So drunk, too bad you don't want this
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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