The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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