Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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