I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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