nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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