I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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