can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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