'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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