anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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