New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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