Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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