He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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