He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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