Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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