I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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