I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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