What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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