we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
